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Kyle / Bissett Productions

The Moira Monologues 3: Moira in Lockdown

  • Alvah Parish Hall
  • Friday 24th May 2024
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The Moira Monologues 3: Moira in Lockdown

In this third and final instalment of what is now The Moira Trilogy, Falkirk’s hardest woman, Moira Bell, faces her toughest challenge yet: surviving a pandemic with only vodka, fags and her BFF Babs on Zoom. Take that, Bear Grylls!

Journey through the highs and lows of lockdown with myself, writer-performer Alan Bissett, returning as Moira, as she lusts after Joe Wickes, rages at Cummings and grows her own weed (might as well, seeing as the f**kin world’s ending, eh Babs?). She’s ‘the most charismatic character to appear on a Scottish stage in a decade’(The Scotsman) but this time she canny even leave the hoose!


Written and Performed by Alan Bissett

Directed by Sacha Kyle

Dates, Times and Locations

  • 24 May 2024 @ 7:00 pm
    Alvah Parish Hall

Ticket info

Adults £10.00
Under 18s & Students £7.00


14+ (contains frequent and strong swearing)

Upcoming Performances

24 May 2024
7:00 pm
Alvah Parish Hall
Alvah, Aberdeenshire