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The Moira Monologues

Saturday 10 February @ 7:30 pm

The Betteridge Centre, Newtonhill

Saturday 10 February 2018

Time: 7:30pm

Kyle / Bissett Productions

Suitable for 15+ 

Swearing (strong and frequent)

Sexual (reference)

Violence (reference)


Bring Your Own Bottle


Winner Fringe First 2017

Meet Moira Bell, cleaner, single mother, and the hardest woman in Falkirk. Whether defending her wee dog Pepe from the local rottweiler, attempting to seduce a teacher, or belting out Diana Ross for the Scotia karaoke night, Moira is hilarious, hypnotic, frightening and heart-warming company.

Based on the stories and characters Alan encountered growing up in the Hallglen area of Falkirk, where The Moira Monologues first premiered, Moira, her long-suffering pal Babs, her neighbour (Bawface), her laddies (they’re gid laddies, but they canny take their hash) and her wee dug Pepe, have left audiences all over the country weak with laughter.

The Moira Monologues was first performed at the Mitchell Library Theatre as part of the Aye Write! Festival in March 2009. Directed by Sacha Kyle.

“A near-perfect series of new monologues, both howlingly funny and unnervingly sharp and poetic.” – 5***** The Scotsman

“Such a riot my ears popped a couple of times from the row behind me shouting with laughter.” 5***** The National

“Welcome back, Moira. We missed you.” – 5***** Broadway Baby

“Great hilarity, simple truths and some profound moments too: it’s no wonder Moira has such a loyal following.” – 4**** The List


Ticket Price

Adult £9

OAP £8

Concession £6

Family £24

*(Under 16, Full Time Education, Disability and Unemployment Benefit)



Bring Your Own Bottle



Box Office

Bettridge Centre (01569 731320)

Tickets also available on the door but booking advisable

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Saturday 10 February
7:30 pm
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Bettridge Centre
Coastal Park
Newtonhill, AB39 3UL United Kingdom
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01569 731320